Maggie Moo's - Red Velvet Cake Fresh Escape

What You Really Get:

We assure you that the picture was taken immediately after cone was handed over the counter.  The worst part about this was that a girl in our neighborhood works at this place and she made our cone.  We were afraid that she'd give us a "hook up"/"brother-in-law special," something we normally hope for, but in this case it would throw off the integrity of our experiment.  But, alas, she handed us this melting abomination.